Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Exactly Ten Thoughts to be drafted in the 24 hour period of Tuesday as measured by Pacific Standard Time

1) The first step in any project is defining the problem followed closely by defining the requirements to affect a solution.  (In case you have not guess, I am at work.)

2) I like my IBM T61 laptop with dual screen monitors.

3) Telephone companies are to budgets as monkeys are to bazookas.

4) Dilbert is my personal tragic Hero.

5) Bender is my personal epic Hero.

6) If my phone and service were not free... I don't think I'd pay more than $30 a month for it.

7) Last week I had my first "smart moment" after working here for about 3 months (I actually knew something that someone else did not and added a small moment of value).

8) Despite only providing perhaps 8 useful things to my employer in my first 3 months, they seem quite pleased with my acquistion.

9) I would like to make more money--even though I am well aware that I probably don't deserve more money.

10) I highly recommend a walk by the sea to improve morale... and large cappuccino.

2 comments:

  1. 1.) Work. *shudder*
    2.) Dual screen! w00t!
    3.) Wow. That's a little scary right there. DO they fling poo too?
    4.) I feel for Dilbert.
    5.) I aspire to Bender's level of self absorption.
    6.) I'm thinking (nothing personal) that a lot of cell quirks 'n' perks are over rated.
    7.) Are they that rare?
    8.) Well that's a good thing, yeah?
    9.) Who wouldn't?
    10.) Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. IBM T61!!!!!!! Same as my laptop (minus the dual screen monitors) that I love!!! Double w00t!

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